PERSONALIZED OSCARS TO BEAT PREJUDICE!?
THE WILD AND WOOLLY HUMAN RACE
DIVERSITY has many faces. They come in
different colors, creeds, genders, logic, ethnicity,
religions, prejudices, levels of narcissism and
variances of naivety. As the Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences proved with its Oscar
show on Sunday, we are an unpredictable species.
Each of us, in our own inimitable way, is a little
goofy. We tote these eccentricities wherever we go:
Showbiz, Wall Street, politics, the workplace,
into personal relationships, even sports. While
watching the Oscars and listening to comic Chris
Rock’s one-liners, the thought, loony as it may
sound, occurred to me: Why not create a dozen
golden statuettes each individually honoring white,
black, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay and
lesbian artists and technicians? Sure it’s a
logistical challenge. But the film industry has
a year to cope with it. To get them started, I
did a quick sketch of what these golden statuettes
might look like. Granted, it ain’t migraine proof.
But at least it’s a thought that might save the entire
celebrity industry from going bonkers.
— Boots LeBaron —