THE LAUNDROMAT: A PLACE TO TWIDDLE LIFE AWAY!
THE HUMAN RACE
NEED TO STRETCH YOUR FANTASIZING BUTTON?
VISIT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD LAUNDROMAT.
Sitting in the laundromat
watching the Speed Queen
tumble-dry your clothes
is an excruciating thing.
You could spend time gawking
at scrumptious honeys,
or occupy the boring minutes
twiddling your thumbies.
Play a game of solitaire,
if by chance you have a deck.
Waiting for clothes to dry
is one monotonous trek.
If you’re the type of guy
who can slip into a trance,
a visit to Laundry Land might
allow your thoughts to dance.
You could become a movie star
or perhaps a pool hall champ,
win an Oscar, be a lover,
or massage Aladdin’s lamp.
But if you enjoy the tedious
buzz of laundromat machines,
somewhere in your ancestry
there’s mutilated genes.
— Boots LeBaron —
(Boots’ current book, “THE HUMAN RACE,” is available
on Kindle and in paperback on Amazon. It features
light poetry, essays and human interest stories.)