BEWARE OF THE SMILEY-FACED OFFICE JACKAL!
THE HUMAN RACE
THE OFFICE JACKAL WILL EAT YOU UP!
Like the owl, the hyena, and
especially the office jackal,
they are out to get us! Comparing
these predatory creatures to people,
they are society’s bullies, workplace
maneuverers who feed on fellow employees.
Even brilliant CEOs have to defend themselves
against management subordinates who are
who are determined to devour their
executive bosses. Using disparaging
tactics, propaganda is the weapon
that keeps them on top of the
corporate and blue-collar heap.
They break hearts. They plagiarize.
Some are so brilliant, so creative,
they lure the naive, unsuspecting leaders
and fellow employees into a steel trap from
which there is no escape. These human
jackals exist because they are so
cunning. Many hide behind purity,
integrity, compassion. Even religion.
Some carnivores actually reward followers
who help carry out unscrupulous assaults
on others. So guys and gals who expect
to earn an honest buck at whatever
job level you are working, you’d
better beware that there are political
hyenas and other hungry predators who,
despite their hypocritical smiley faces,
see you as nothing more than tidbits. You
could wind up as carnage scattered across
that untamed concrete jungle you identify as
your World of Opportunity. Thank God,
that’s your problem. Not mine!
— Boots LeBaron —