HOW’S CIVILIZATION DOING? ASK ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!
THE HUMAN RACE
A VIEW OF EARTH FROM THE MILKY WAY
Get your head out of the clouds!
There are creatures, maybe similar
to humans, living on earth-size
planets in other galaxies.
They’re occupying celestial globes
that orbit their own suns. What if
these outer space creatures are
convinced that Earthlings are a race
suffering from self-centeredness?
Can you believe it? How could they
not want to mingle with our kind?
What if they decided that we’re a
frightening collection of unstable
aliens? Aliens? Who you kidding!
Perhaps we, the chosen ones, shouldn’t
assume that we are so damn divine.
Astrophysicists and other scientists
now tell us that there are lots of
other universes out there. Can you
believe: Intelligent beings light-
years away slapping the Alien label
on us? Sounds almost preposterous.
Yet, from their heavenly vantage point,
we are no more than two-legged, walking-
talking organisms who have miraculously
evolved into this mass of flesh and bone.
Just look at what we aliens are
doing to ourselves and Planet Earth.
There are literally billions of us
over-populating this place, polluting
the environment, and creating the
kind of technology that not only
enables us to spy on our neighbors but
invent snazzy weapons capable of
obliterating most of Earth’s population.
Kind of spooky, wouldn’t you say?
Granted, we are a fascinating collection
of smarty pants who worship radically
different gods, politicians, movie stars
athletes and office managers. But why
would any reputable space traveler from
one of the billions of planets in the
Milky Way want to get his or her bell
rung visiting such a power-obsessed,
greed-ridden orb like Mother Earth?
Got me.
— Boots LeBaron —
Boots’ new book, “THE HUMAN RACE,” is now available on
Amazon.com in Kindle and paperback. It contains humorous
and inspirational views of life, death, the workplace,
religion, showbiz and everything in between.