THANKS TO MOM, THERE’S A ‘HAPPY FATHER’S DAY’

THE HUMAN RACE

DADS WILL NEVER KNOW THE FEEL OF IT

 

Mommy, mommy

soon to be,

oh such fun

is pregnancy.

It takes nine months

to meet fruition.

That’s when daddy

lacks intuition.

When he watches

mom deliver,

chances are his

lips will quiver.

If men could feel

what labor’s like,

quick as a wink

they’d take a hike.

Carrying life for

all those months,

isn’t the same as

having mumps.

Experiencing life

inside the womb

is one ordeal he

can’t presume.

When breasts expand

with life’s nectar,

guys go stupid with

this conjecture:

Giving birth’s

like passing plumbs,

one painful roar

and out it comes.

So for all your dads

out there (including me),

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

 

Boots LeBaron

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: