THANKS TO MOM, THERE’S A ‘HAPPY FATHER’S DAY’
THE HUMAN RACE
DADS WILL NEVER KNOW THE FEEL OF IT
Mommy, mommy
soon to be,
oh such fun
is pregnancy.
It takes nine months
to meet fruition.
That’s when daddy
lacks intuition.
When he watches
mom deliver,
chances are his
lips will quiver.
If men could feel
what labor’s like,
quick as a wink
they’d take a hike.
Carrying life for
all those months,
isn’t the same as
having mumps.
Experiencing life
inside the womb
is one ordeal he
can’t presume.
When breasts expand
with life’s nectar,
guys go stupid with
this conjecture:
Giving birth’s
like passing plumbs,
one painful roar
and out it comes.
So for all your dads
out there (including me),
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!
– Boots LeBaron –
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