WILL SLEIGH DAMAGE DELAY SANTA’S XMAS EVE DELIVERIES?

THE HUMAN RACE

 

SANTA GETS PAT DOWN AT NORTH POLE AIRPORT. 

Kringle 

Has the Holiday Rush got to you, too? Listen to

Santa’s plea to an airport security officer in the

North Pole fearing that his flight might be delayed:

 

Your pat down brings out my usual H0-Ho-Ho!

It tickles so much, it’s misleading, you know?

 

I’m suffering from a case of holiday stress.

With deliveries to make, it’s a ridiculous mess!

 

My feisty Elves took a joy ride into the ozone.

That’s where they collided with an unmanned drone.

 

So my supersonic sleigh’s in need of repair.

On Christmas Eve, it’s gotta take us everywhere!

 

What makes things worse, Rudolph has the flu.

His bright red nose has turned dark blue.

 

We’re about to mobilize for the Yuletide rush?

If we can’t deliver, so many spirits we’ll crush.

 

Few people are aware of all the work we must do.

There are many merry makers who don’t have a clue.

 

You even seized my boots with bells that jingle!

Is that any way to treat old Kriss Kringle?

 

— Boots LeBaron —

(Boots’ book, THE HUMAN RACE, contains stories,

poetry and essays about life and ordinary people.

It’s available on Kindle and in paperback on Amazon or by clicking the link below)

http://www.amazon.com/The-Human-Race-Boots-LeBaron/dp/1494218526

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