HOW’S CIVILIZATION DOING? ASK ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!

THE HUMAN RACE

 

A VIEW OF EARTH FROM THE MILKY WAY

 

Get your head out of the clouds!

There are creatures, maybe similar

to humans, living on earth-size

planets in other galaxies.

They’re occupying celestial globes

that orbit their own suns. What if

these outer space creatures are

convinced that Earthlings are a race

suffering from self-centeredness?

Can you believe it? How could they

not want to mingle with our kind?

What if they decided that we’re a

frightening collection of unstable

aliens? Aliens? Who you kidding!

Perhaps we, the chosen ones, shouldn’t

assume that we are so damn divine.

Astrophysicists and other scientists

now tell us that there are lots of

other universes out there. Can you

believe: Intelligent beings light-

years away slapping the Alien label

on us? Sounds almost preposterous.

Yet, from their heavenly vantage point,

we are no more than two-legged, walking-

talking organisms who have miraculously

evolved into this mass of flesh and bone.

Just look at what we aliens are

doing to ourselves and Planet Earth.

There are literally billions of us

over-populating this place, polluting

the environment, and creating the

kind of technology that not only

enables us to spy on our neighbors but

invent snazzy weapons capable of

obliterating most of Earth’s population.

Kind of spooky, wouldn’t you say?

Granted, we are a fascinating collection

of smarty pants who worship radically

different gods, politicians, movie stars

athletes and office managers. But why

would any reputable space traveler from

one of the billions of planets in the

Milky Way want to get his or her bell

rung visiting such a power-obsessed,

greed-ridden orb like Mother Earth?

Got me.

 

Boots LeBaron

 

Boots’ new book, “THE HUMAN RACE,” is now available on

Amazon.com in Kindle and paperback. It contains humorous

and inspirational views of life, death, the workplace,

religion, showbiz and everything in between.

  1. May 12th, 2014

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